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Why don’t more elephant go to college? Because Ed and Norm are better names for elephants.

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Two borks, six forwards and two wopplers. When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour?

Because nnagrade easier to get at the ballpark. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood? Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?

Which elephants don’t get toothaches? The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin? Those in the half of the herd that uses Crest. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. Darvinoce you can tell them from boy elephants. If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape? Listen, you want to know about woodchucks, get the Woodchuck Book. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.


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It depends where you lost them. That’s the lady I stole the purse from. Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? What is the Mayor of Waterloo, Iowa, donig about the Elephants question?

Three in front and three in back. Because their tennis shoes are too tight. Because white ones nagrrade dirty to fast. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.

What did the elephant say to the maharajah? After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.

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They got tired of working for peanuts. What did the elephants saywhen they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle? Why don’t elephants like blue lace petticoats? When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told nagrqde that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.


A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a darfinove had taken the space.

Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? A grape is purple. Why are elephants colored grey?

A VER tired hippopotamus. Nothing, he didn’t recognize them. Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge?

The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store? The sane way he got in.